Beer, it’s the best damn drink in the world.
With my sunglasses on, I’m Jack Nicholson. Without them, I’m fat and 60.
There’s only two people in your life you should lie to… the police and your girlfriend.
I don’t want people to know what I’m actually like. It’s not good for an actor.
Well, a girlfriend once told me never to fight with anybody you don’t love.
The minute that you’re not learning I believe you’re dead.
In this industry, there are only two ways up the ladder. Rung by rung or claw your way to the top. It’s sure been tough on my nails.
Acting is everybody’s favorite second job.
I used to think that one of the great signs of security was the ability to just walk away.
I’ll tell you one thing: Don’t ever give anybody your best advice, because they’re not going to follow it.